Hoola have you bought plenty just incase..

Sheffield Wednesdays Marcus Tudgay was today caught speeding,when asked why he was speeding he told the police he would do anything for 3 points.
Anyone else got any???

roversboy4lyf wrote:Sheffield Wednesdays Marcus Tudgay was today caught speeding,when asked why he was speeding he told the police he would do anything for 3 points.
Anyone else got any???

Thats as old as the Hills jack..still funny though..

Very true too.

Players from Sheffield Wednesday FC visited sick children at the Sheffield Children’s Hospital over the Christmas period. "It's nice to put a smile on the faces of those who are worse off than we are and who are facing a long uphill struggle," said David aged 6.

They're good those Jack.

http://www.swfc.co.uk/page/News/0,,10304~1714709,00.html

On a serious note, Alan Irvine will take us forward.

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."




An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her lose as many as twenty pounds.

The blonde followed the doctor's advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she had indeed lost the pesky twenty pounds. She phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results.

At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last question: "How do I get home, since I am now 300 miles away?"

loved them roversboy , nearly as funny as the Dingles today.

Yeah i will get some more tommorow.

roversboy4lyf wrote:Yeah i will get some more tommorow.

Keep them coming roversboy, anyway just trotting off to the barnsleymad board for 5 mins. or so to get their take on taday's defeat.

A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "THIS IS HER HUSBAND!"


When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench. "Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court," he smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that table and write 'I will not pass through a red light' five hundred times."

Talking of jokes did you get mine yesterday Bri

pkt_drfc wrote:Talking of jokes did you get mine yesterday Bri

Yes i got it, did you get mine..

Nope did you send them yesterday

pkt_drfc wrote:Nope did you send them yesterday

Can't remember, might have been friday..

Ah your losing your memory too bri,something that comes with old age.

roversboy4lyf wrote:Ah your losing your memory too bri,something that comes with old age.

Your telling me....

Nothing to worry about bri,its inevitable that at 60 odd you would start forgetting regular,ask hoola all about old age.

Infact i wonder if hoola would lend you his zimmer just so you can get to the games but then again he would be stuck at home in that computer chair all day bugging everyone.

roversboy4lyf wrote:Nothing to worry about bri,its inevitable that at 60 odd you would start forgetting regular,ask hoola all about old age.

Infact i wonder if hoola would lend you his zimmer just so you can get to the games but then again he would be stuck at home in that computer chair all day bugging everyone.

I might be getting on a bit but still have the use of my legs thankyou very much

Im just warning you as they cant last forever and hoola was younger than you when it was reccomended he needed to use a zimmer.

roversboy4lyf wrote:Im just warning you as they cant last forever and hoola was younger than you when it was reccomended he needed to use a zimmer.

Well i've got my eye on this one, bargain at under £50, thought they would be more expensive then that.


http://www.clearwellmobility.co.uk/product_body.aspx?SectID=153

Seems like the bad weather is causing a shortage, they are much in demand.

http://www.lep.co.uk/news/Ice-causes-zimmer-frame-shortage.5969401.jp

I hope hoolas got plenty in his cupboard just incase one gets broken,he could be in trouble if he isnt stocked up.

roversboy4lyf wrote:I hope hoolas got plenty in his cupboard just incase one gets broken,he could be in trouble if he isnt stocked up.

Come on guys, don't be cruel, it's very hard on the aged and infirm at this time of year.

Dan_the_Owl wrote:

Come on guys, don't be cruel, it's very hard on the aged and infirm at this time of year.

Oh i don't know been to the supermarket today and not one of the old buggers clogging the aisles up, i put this down to the weather keeping them in so there is at least one positive to having all this snow..

Superb.