God creates Doncaster
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God creates Doncaster
God was talking to an angel, describing his latest creation.
"I'm going to create a town called Doncaster. It will be the most beautiful land on earth. The ground will be fertile and rich, the housing majestic and grand, the rivers powerful and beautiful. The people living there will be intelligent and hard working. They will contribute some of the greatest discoveries and their knowledge and style of football will astound the entire world. They will also be known as the friendliest people on earth."
The angel said, "Aren't you being too generous to these Doncastrians?"
To this, God answered, "Not really, because I'm going to put it next to Barnsley.
"I'm going to create a town called Doncaster. It will be the most beautiful land on earth. The ground will be fertile and rich, the housing majestic and grand, the rivers powerful and beautiful. The people living there will be intelligent and hard working. They will contribute some of the greatest discoveries and their knowledge and style of football will astound the entire world. They will also be known as the friendliest people on earth."
The angel said, "Aren't you being too generous to these Doncastrians?"
To this, God answered, "Not really, because I'm going to put it next to Barnsley.
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Brilliant,lol
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Love it , the truth is so funny sometimes.
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