Village Attacks

by **yorkie64red** Sat 6 Feb - 21:25:59

Is this whats its like in those east yorkshire villages as well Will.. Very Happy

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7151596/Pheasant-terrorising-North-Yorkshire-village-attacks-people-in-street.html

by East Yorks Rover Sat 6 Feb - 21:31:21

That one got out of the pen, special ninja pheasants that we use as guard dogs, death by a thousand pecks! Very Happy

Personally I would have just grabbed the damn thing and throttled it, delicious!

by **yorkie64red** Sat 6 Feb - 21:38:16

East Yorks Rover wrote:That one got out of the pen, special ninja pheasants that we use as guard dogs, death by a thousand pecks! Personally I would have just grabbed the damn thing and throttled it, delicious!

I suppose east yorkshire pheasents are a bit more refined then the North Yorkshire ones.. Rolling Eyes

by East Yorks Rover Sat 6 Feb - 21:55:08

If it were one of our "specials there would have just been a bloody pulp left and a mysterious story, the N.Yorks. ones are a bit wimpy! Very Happy

by **thornabyred** Sat 6 Feb - 23:36:04

Any chance of a fight then.Us Thornaby pigeons are getting a bit heavy but will sort that out.

by East Yorks Rover Sat 6 Feb - 23:45:38

Where's my gun!!!!! Those damn things are the bane of my life down at the allotment, trouble is the residents backing on to us feed the damn things and object to them being sorted. Stupid townies that moved out to rural E.Yorks. They are best put in pies.

by **thornabyred** Sun 7 Feb - 0:07:20

hundreds of them round here,then there are the doves and the racing pigeeons.What you want is one of these.
http://www.rspb.org.uk/wildlife/birdguide/name/m/merlin/index.aspx

We have Merlins and Sparrowhawks often taking small birds in the back garden.

by East Yorks Rover Sun 7 Feb - 0:17:28

We need some sort of magic for certain, these big woodies are too much for a small hawk like that, but a Sparrowhawk would be nice. I reckon we will have to just keep investing in the netting and hanging the spent cds around. Sad

by **yorkie64red** Sun 7 Feb - 0:31:04

East Yorks Rover wrote:We need some sort of magic for certain, these big woodies are too much for a small hawk like that, but a Sparrowhawk would be nice. I reckon we will have to just keep investing in the netting and hanging the spent cds around.

Which Village is it again where you Live Will, i have loads of Stale Bread that i was going to feed the ducks and swans tommorow, but a change is as good as a rest , might pop along and feed your Pigeons.. Laughing

by East Yorks Rover Sun 7 Feb - 0:37:16

Howden Brian.

by **yorkie64red** Sun 7 Feb - 0:41:14

East Yorks Rover wrote:Howden Brian.

Now i know thats not tue....they have Sky... lol!

by East Yorks Rover Sun 7 Feb - 0:59:34

I can see I will have to bring you up here blindfold so you can't find your way back. (That is if we let you off the ritual burning!)

by **hoolahoop** Wed 10 Feb - 23:12:20

East Yorks Rover wrote:Where's my gun!!!!! Those damn things are the bane of my life down at the allotment, trouble is the residents backing on to us feed the damn things and object to them being sorted. Stupid townies that moved out to rural E.Yorks. They are best put in pies.

What the ''townies'', Jeez you eat big pies round your way!! Now I know why each of you needs an allotment. Laughing

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