Re: Dingles lose ...............

by **yorkie64red** Mon 11 Jan - 8:03:07

Barnsleytilidie wrote:

There's No way I'm contributing to buy Donny some new goats to have sex with!

Now that was funny... Dingles lose ............... - Page 2 Lol

by DoncasterTyke Mon 11 Jan - 8:30:18

LOL!! A 13 year old trying to annoy and 'have banter'. Deary me.

by **hoolahoop** Mon 11 Jan - 8:39:02

Barnsleytilidie wrote:

There's No way I'm contributing to buy Donny some new goats to have sex with!

Evening BTID, you've been missed. Heavy session with your sister again was it? Btw I hear all the goats have gone you're lot have shagged them to death, again not our flavour(usually it's the odd Dingle lass for a blowjob)...........thanks for the offer.

by Barnsleytilidie Mon 11 Jan - 9:06:06

hoolahoop wrote:

Evening BTID, you've been missed. Heavy session with your sister again was it? Btw I hear all the goats have gone you're lot have shagged them to death, again not our flavour(usually it's the odd Dingle lass for a blowjob)...........thanks for the offer.

Mebbe if you gave your bearded pikey lasses some time off from selling heather near the Frenchgate centre & annoying the f**k out of me by asking me if I want my palm read & shagged them instead...you wouldn't need a fund to buy new goats? Very Happy

by Barnsleytilidie Mon 11 Jan - 9:08:03

DoncasterTyke wrote:LOL!! A 13 year old trying to annoy and 'have banter'. Deary me.

I'm not as gnarled and ancient as you bud.....but I will not see this side of 50 again after February! Crying or Very sad

Oh I see..... tha wern't talkin to me ceddy! Wink

by **yorkie64red** Mon 11 Jan - 9:11:40

Barnsleytilidie wrote:

I'm not as gnarled and ancient as you bud.....but I will not see this side of 50 again after February!

Yes but think of all the benefits you will get in 10 years time, free Bus pass, winter fuel allowance, made to measure zimmer frame, free colostomy bags for life, cheap insurance through saga and there is no doubt loads more like reduced entry to football grounds , pensioner special dinners god the list is endless, just ask Hoola he has never looked back... Dingles lose ............... - Page 2 Lol

by **hoolahoop** Mon 11 Jan - 9:12:46

DoncasterTyke wrote:LOL!! A 13 year old trying to annoy and 'have banter'. Deary me.

He's not bad for a beginner, you've got to start on something smallfry that's why he's practising on your lot. Wink

by **hoolahoop** Mon 11 Jan - 9:18:47

Barnsleytilidie wrote:

Mebbe if you gave your bearded pikey lasses some time off from selling heather near the Frenchgate centre & annoying the f**k out of me by asking me if I want my palm read & shagged them instead...you wouldn't need a fund to buy new goats?

Oh you thought they were ours did you , we got them in a raiding party at Wombwell some years ago , our lasses are there to entertain us not selling lucky heather. Btw suggest you get a good stock in (heather I mean).............you're going to need it !
Told you earlier goats are out of stock. Cool

by Barnsleytilidie Mon 11 Jan - 9:26:44

hoolahoop wrote:

Oh you thought they were ours did you , we got them in a raiding party at Wombwell some years ago , our lasses are there to entertain us not selling lucky heather. Btw suggest you get a good stock in (heather I mean).............you're going to need it !
Told you earlier goats are out of stock.

Is it true all your lasses look like Heather......the one in east enders? Wink

by **yorkie64red** Mon 11 Jan - 9:29:00

I have found unique footage of our dingle friends using there computers to post on this forum.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/114079/six_fingers/

by **NIGHTMARE** Mon 11 Jan - 9:30:46

is that not a donny away shirt he as on

by **hoolahoop** Mon 11 Jan - 9:32:41

Barnsleytilidie wrote:

Is it true all your lasses look like Heather......the one in east enders?

Too busy on the nightly raiding parties to watch that crap fella. Laughing

by **yorkie64red** Mon 11 Jan - 9:32:41

NIGHTMARE wrote:is that not a donny away shirt he as on

No nothing like it, but the video could explain why your trainers don't fit.. Dingles lose ............... - Page 2 Lol

by **NIGHTMARE** Mon 11 Jan - 9:34:25

ha ha ha

by **hoolahoop** Mon 11 Jan - 9:35:25

yorkie64red wrote:

No nothing like it, but the video could explain why your trainers don't fit..

Must admit I'm enjoying this thread

by Barnsleytilidie Mon 11 Jan - 9:43:08

In other developments....delivery of Hoola's new living quarters hits a snag in the bad weather! Shocked

by Barnsleytilidie Mon 11 Jan - 9:46:17

hoolahoop wrote:

Too busy on the nightly raiding parties to watch that crap fella.

Here's a reminder then! Cool

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by **yorkie64red** Mon 11 Jan - 9:48:33

Barnsleytilidie wrote:

Here's a reminder then!

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No thats deffo a dingle lady, has she got six fingers.

by **yorkie64red** Mon 11 Jan - 9:50:01

Heres a quick lesson in Dingle identification. Dingles lose ............... - Page 2 Icon_biggrin

by Barnsleytilidie Mon 11 Jan - 9:50:45

yorkie64red wrote:http://www.gazetteandherald.co.uk/resources/images/788626/?type=display[/quote[/url]]

No thats deffo a dingle lady, has she got six fingers.

No I deffo remember picking her up near Donny market! pig

by **yorkie64red** Mon 11 Jan - 9:53:01

Barnsleytilidie wrote:

No I deffo remember picking her up near Donny market!

Yuk, thats where Hoola leaves em when he's finished with em, so you found her then, thats a coincidence, well at least you got her home again .. Dingles lose ............... - Page 2 Icon_biggrin

by Barnsleytilidie Mon 11 Jan - 9:55:10

yorkie64red wrote:

Yuk, thats where Hoola leaves em when he's finished with em, so you found her then, thats a coincidence, well at least you got her home again ..

Yep....dropped off near the Marina in Thorne m8! Cool

by **yorkie64red** Mon 11 Jan - 9:56:51

Barnsleytilidie wrote:

Yep....dropped off near the Marina in Thorne m8!

Bloody hell, i always thought it was an Ital.... Dingles lose ............... - Page 2 Icon_scratch

by **hoolahoop** Mon 11 Jan - 9:57:24

Barnsleytilidie wrote:

Here's a reminder then!

Jeez she looks like that lass from Darfield that gave me a blowie when I was pissed , still got her false teeth somewhere as a momento. Were you the one who sold her to me for 10 cigs, you should have more respect for your Mam. Surprised you've now found out about cameras though! Laughing

by Barnsleytilidie Mon 11 Jan - 9:59:22

hoolahoop wrote:

Jeez she looks like that lass from Darfield that gave me a blowie when I was pissed , still got her false teeth somewhere as a momento. Were you the one who sold her to me for 10 cigs, you should have more respect for your Mam. Surprised you've now found out about cameras though!

Still trying not to retch at the thought of her false teeth still being attached to your bellend Hoola!.....that is so wrong! Shocked

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