JOKES.................

Please share your jokes here, especially Vicar.

knock knock

LEEDSLAD/03/01/2010 wrote:knock knock

Who's there...

ken bates he has come to ruin your club

the vicar wrote:ken bates he has come to ruin your club

wheres me hotel gone

the vicar wrote:ken bates he has come to ruin your club

he's been and nearly gone now pal, done a fucking good job too

Tell me how much success you've had after your daft Board , ageing primadonnas and supporters ran Brian Clough out of town in the 70's. ?
I feel sorry for Weeds supporters but alot of it is of their own making........that twat Bates should have been run out of town years ago.

I know it's a bit late but ..........
The Poland team started their Euro 2012 - they flew out of Doncaster Airport last night

I know it's a bit sh*t but there we are!

hoolahoop wrote:Tell me how much success you've had after your daft Board , ageing primadonnas and supporters ran Brian Clough out of town in the 70's. ?
I feel sorry for Weeds supporters but alot of it is of their own making........that twat Bates should have been run out of town years ago.

fair bit i'd say pal, a european cup final which even bayern fans will admit it should have been Leeds', a league title, a charity sheild and a european semi

how do you go about getting an owner out these days? theres been attempts just about every year since hes taken over he revils in it

The Irish have solved their own fuel problems. They imported 50 million tonnes of sand from the Arabs and they're going to drill for their own oil.
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My mate's missus left him last Thursday, she said she was going out for a pint of milk & never come back!
I asked him how he was coping and he said,"Not bad, I've been using that powdered stuff."
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The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my wife.
They said, "Is this your wife, sir?"
Shocked, I answered, " Yes."
They said, "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus."
I said, "I know, but she has a lovely personality."
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Two Irishmen find a mirror in the road.
The first one picks it up & says, "Blow me I know this face but I cant put a name to it."
The second picks it up & says, "You daft bastard it's me!"
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Paddy's in jail. The Guard looks in his cell and see's him hanging by his feet.
"What are you doing?" he asks.
"Hanging myself," Paddy replies.
"It should be round your neck," says the guard.
"I tried that," says Paddy, "but I couldn't breathe."
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Two lrishmen are hammering floorboards down in a house.
Paddy picks up a nail, realises it's upside down & throws it away.
He carries on doing this until Murphy says, "Why are you throwing them away?"
"Because they're upside down," says Paddy.
"You daft prat," replies Murphy, "save 'em for the ceiling!!"
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Man sitting at home on the veranda with his wife and he says, "I love you."
She asks, "Is that you or the beer talking?"
He replies, "It's me.............. talking to the beer."