Brian Laws.

40,000 Wednesday Fans meet at Hillsborough for a "Wednesday Fans Are Not Stupid" convention.

Brian Laws addresses the crowd "We are all here today to prove to the world that Wednesday Fans are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer please". To loud applause Lee Strafford gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. Brian asks him "What is 15 plus 15?"

After 15 or 20 seconds Lee says, "Eighteen!"

Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then the Wednesday Fans start chanting

"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"

Brian says "Well since we have a capacity crowd, world-wide press and global broadcast media here, I think we can give him another chance". So he asks "What is 50 plus 50?"

After nearly 30 seconds Strafford eventually says, "Ninety-nine?"

The Wednesday Manager looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh. Everyone is disheartened and Strafford looks as frightened as the ducks in Concord Park .

But then the 40,000 Wednesday Fans begin to yell and wave their hands shouting

"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"

Brian, unsure whether he is now doing more harm than good ....eventually says, "Lee, old mate, what is 2 plus 2?"

Silence hangs over the stadium.

Strafford closes his eyes, and after a whole three minutes eventually says, "Four?"

Pandemonium breaks out throughout the stadium as the Wednesday crowd stand, to a man, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream..................


"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"

roversboy4lyf wrote:40,000 Wednesday Fans meet at Hillsborough for a "Wednesday Fans Are Not Stupid" convention.

Brian Laws addresses the crowd "We are all here today to prove to the world that Wednesday Fans are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer please". To loud applause Lee Strafford gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. Brian asks him "What is 15 plus 15?"

After 15 or 20 seconds Lee says, "Eighteen!"

Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then the Wednesday Fans start chanting

"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"

Brian says "Well since we have a capacity crowd, world-wide press and global broadcast media here, I think we can give him another chance". So he asks "What is 50 plus 50?"

After nearly 30 seconds Strafford eventually says, "Ninety-nine?"

The Wednesday Manager looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh. Everyone is disheartened and Strafford looks as frightened as the ducks in Concord Park .

But then the 40,000 Wednesday Fans begin to yell and wave their hands shouting

"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"

Brian, unsure whether he is now doing more harm than good ....eventually says, "Lee, old mate, what is 2 plus 2?"

Silence hangs over the stadium.

Strafford closes his eyes, and after a whole three minutes eventually says, "Four?"

Pandemonium breaks out throughout the stadium as the Wednesday crowd stand, to a man, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream..................


"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"

Actually, i found that quite funny Jack..