A little taxi joke for Pete

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.


The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.


For a few moments everything was silent in the cab.. Then, the still shaking driver said, "Are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the living daylights out of me."


The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle the driver so badly.


The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry; it's entirely my fault! Today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the past 25 years."

I bet they laughed in the Slaughtered Lamb when you told em that one,

Good 1 surely you did not think of that 1 did you

That is pretty good, made me laugh anyway!

Best i can do i'm afraid, but it is taxi related..



A clergyman dies and, resplendent in clerical collar and colorful robes, is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates.

Just ahead of him is a guy dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.

Saint Peter addresses this guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?"

The guy replies, "I'm Joe Green, taxi-driver, of New York City."

Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi-driver, "Take this silken robe and golden staff, and enter into the Kingdom."

So the taxi-driver goes into Heaven with his robe and staff.

And now the clergy person is at the first of the line.

The cleric stands erect and, without being asked, proclaims, "I am Joseph Snow, head pastor of Saint Mary's for the last forty-three years."

Saint Peter consults his list. Looking up, he says to the cleric, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."

"Just a minute," says the clergy person. "That man was a taxi-driver, and you issued him a silken robe and golden staff; but I get wood and cotton. How can this be?"

"Up here, we work by results," says Saint Peter. "While you preached, people slept; while he drove, people prayed.

Very good! I got mine from one of my assessor ex colleagues.

East Yorks Rover wrote:Very good! I got mine from one of my assessor ex colleagues.

I got mine from a search engine, there was only two related to taxi drivers and the other one was the one you just put up,

That's quite funny as well Yorkie. I unfortunately do not know any good jokes and I certainly don't know any about taxi drivers. You'll have to keep finding them.

A taxi driver calls to a house and is sitting outside waiting.
When no one comes, he decides to knock on the door
The door is opened by a twelve year old boy with a big cuban cigar in one hand and a glass of brandy in the other, He also notices a half naked blond down the hall "excuse me son" said the driver, "is your mum or dad at home ".

"WHAT THE F__K DO YOU THINK", Said the Lad

Keep 'em coming Yorkie!!!

One woman stops a taxi.
- To the airport, please.
After ten minutes the taxi driver, watching the woman in the mirror, says:
- You are third pregnant woman that I have driven to the airport today.
- Are you kidding me, I am not pregnant.
- Well, you haven't arrived to the airport yet either.

That will have to do for tonight, time for work soon..

That 1 was s**t go on get to work part timer

pkt_drfc wrote:That 1 was s**t go on get to work part timer

Did you think so, i thought it was funny...

Does not take much for you

pkt_drfc wrote:Does not take much for you

Right i am away, see you all tommorow, have fun..

Have fun Yorkie!!!

yorkie64red wrote:




Right i am away, see you all tommorow, have fun..

Thank God for that