I've had a dream

by bentley bullet Wed 20 Apr - 5:53:55

Dead vivid it was. We arrived at a pub in Baahhhnnslay prior to the match and parked the car in the car park. I couldn’t help overhearing a couple of locals commenting on the vehicle having a valid tax disc, and because the car’s entire bodywork was intact the word was spreading that maybe we were there to film an episode of Secret millionaire.
As I waited to get served I watched a bit of Antiques Roadshow that was on the old black and white telly that was chained to the bar. The landlord said the colour one that used to hang on the wall had been nicked, and said that it was daft really having it open to temptation up there where everyone could see it. I watched a little more Antiques Roadshow, whilst he poured my drinks and looking at the telly he said, “I like that programme, Tomorrow’s World’s one of my favourites.”
The conversation got onto football and the Landlord said that he used to watch Baahhhnnslay at one time but stopped going after he had to undergo surgery to be circumsized. He said that following the operation he lost the urge to go, after all you have to be a complete prick to be a Baahhhnnslay fan.
The pressure was off at kick off time following Rovers’ 1 – 0 win over Palace. Rovers could be more gung-ho and go about the task in relaxed mode for this one – and they did, with RYAN MASON’s first minute goal making it two in two starts after his winner against Palace.
Just when you thought it couldn’t get any better for Rovers, it did, when BRIAN STOCK made it 2-0 on 10 minutes!
The ref tried to spoil the party by giving Baahhhnnslay a penalty for no apparent reason on 25 mins- when Jason Shackell went down in the area holding his head, suffering from a damaged parting. ONE OF THEIR PLAYERS (Don’t know any of them!) scoring from the spot.
H.T Dingles 1 Rovers 2
Barnsley kicked off the second half eager to get an equaliser, and once again the ref duly obliged by giving them every decision until they did, on 61 minutes.
Rovers continued to battle against 12 man Baahhhnnslay and their endeavours paid off when FRANCK MOUSSA thundered the ball home after 82 minutes to make it 3-2 to the mighty hoops.
The home side pushed forward and almost found the net on 98 minutes following a series of ‘dubious’ corners, but keeper Woods pulled off a magnificent save to deny them.
Full time;
Dingles 2 Rovers 3

by VixDRFC Wed 20 Apr - 5:55:21

I like that dream lol!

by Dagenham Rover Wed 20 Apr - 7:15:30

That first paragraph is pure utter class,
For you Barnsley lads that means the first bit up to the full stop after "secret millionaire"
Now if your unsure of "full stop"
its this bit .