I've had a dream

Dead vivid it was. I was in the doctor’s surgery in Bentley when a big fat bald bloke hobbled in with both his feet bandaged and no shirt on. He obviously seemed worse for drink and as he turned to talk to the receptionist I noticed a screwed up L**ds shirt hanging down the back of his trousers.
Being sat near the reception desk I could overhear the conversation, and it went like this.
“Bloody instructions!”
Receptionist “Pardon?”
He said “Bloody instructions! Instructions on tins....Followed them word for word, and look what happened to me!”
“What do you mean?” she enquired.
“Me Dinner” he said. “It said on the tin, remove top, and stand in boiling water”...........
After being told to take a seat he turned and faced the waiting room, and said,
"If there are any idiots in the room, stand up
after a few seconds I stood up.
“So you’re an idiot then are you?” He said.
“Well actually no, I just didn’t like seeing you standing there all by yourself”, I said.
He stared at me threateningly, and then his expression changed to a smile as he seemed not to fully understand my remark. At that point I regretted saying anything as he sat next to me.
Suddenly he said “did you go tu’t match then?”
“Yes I did,” I replied.
“I thought L**ds played the better football”, he said.
“Well, you might be right, but it was about time justice was done, and Rover’s got what they deserved.” I said.
“ I thought we’d win”, When L**ds early goal went in” He said.
“Well a few weeks ago I would have agreed with you, but we’re getting used to coming from behind and winning these days”, i said.
“Your equaliser just before half time changed the game,” he said.
“Yes, Billy loved that goal, and was on fire second half”, i said.
“You were more direct, second half” He said.
“We now try to win, instead of trying not to lose, under Dean”, I said.
“When that last minute header went in, I thought Sharp had handled it”, he said.
“I thought he handled it well!” I said.
“Anyway, we have more fans than you, so I don’t care”, he said..................................................
Moments later the receptionist informed me that my anti-smirking tablets were ready.

Rovers 2 L**ds 1

Love it BB , probably the best yet ..........I hope your dream delivers Nostradamus.

Excellent...was only wondering the other day what had happened to your dreams..

yorkie64red wrote:Excellent...was only wondering the other day what had happened to your dreams..

Like the OS, he's way behind. Come on BB keep up

hoolahoop wrote:

Like the OS, he's way behind. Come on BB keep up

Maybe he's been having trouble sleeping..

well wat a stupid dream keep them to your sen lad lol

That was a nightmare, absolutely appalling.
Second best in every facet of the game, the midfield was a shambles, the tactics inept and the willingness to even try and win the ball completely absent. playing Sharp as a winger is a nonsense as the Blades found out to their cost, Parkin couldn't head or win a ball to save his life and as for Oster , Stock sand Gillet............I better stop now before I really lose my temper.
Their keeper had 2 scuff shots to save all night, a fecking joke for a home side.
Well played Leeds your ability to handle an inept and disorganised side was there for all the world to see, oh and thanks to the ref who gave us nowt tonight btw.
Every time we get a 'big' crowd in that stadium we let them down both on the pitch and with the absence of any worthwhile vocal support.

hoolahoop wrote:That was a nightmare, absolutely appalling.
Second best in every facet of the game, the midfield was a shambles, the tactics inept and the willingness to even try and win the ball completely absent. playing Sharp as a winger is a nonsense as the Blades found out to their cost, Parkin couldn't head or win a ball to save his life and as for Oster , Stock sand Gillet............I better stop now before I really lose my temper.
Their keeper had 2 scuff shots to save all night, a fecking joke for a home side.
Well played Leeds your ability to handle an inept and disorganised side was there for all the world to see, oh and thanks to the ref who gave us nowt tonight btw.
Every time we get a 'big' crowd in that stadium we let them down both on the pitch and with the absence of any worthwhile vocal support.

Don't forget about the bit where we have to endure days of whining, knee jerk reactions on messageboards like the VSC as well

And quite a few people failed to notice we had 3 shots on target (still dire I know) but so many people missed Friend's free kick in injury time, guess they'd left by then