This forum...

[donnyroversfc]

... Is as quiet as our transfer dealings right about now!! Where is everyone? Either you've all self combust at the boredom of reading our squad list on the poorly edited, designed and written official site, or you've all snuck into the suitcase of dickos1 and wife and joined them on their honeymoon.

Either way, i hope you are all having a spiffing time!

[the vicar]

im here but no one else is

[LEEDSLAD/03/01/2010]

Hi

[the vicar]

hi leeds

[Dagenham Rover]

Im here perhaps some are on holiday

[the vicar]

the police say the trouble in the prem ship a few years ago they have looked high and lo but there is still no LEEDS

[SkellowRover]

I think it's because there's actually very little to talk about regarding the playing side apart from it's 5 days until ther season kicks off and we still don't have a squad
We we're supposedly meant to be hearing about Stock going and 2-3 coming in today according to people on the VSC but nothing as yet. We have no right back and the only recognised center backs we have are both injured (Jones & Martis) i have to laugh otherwise i'd just get down and angry.
If things get any worse the KM2 need to get their hands in their pockets and f*ck the FFP, who cares about transfer embagos when your squad is full anyway lol. Shit or bust it and get back into the championship, at least then they can invest £8m next year if we get promoted, and if they choose to invest more there are no sanctions until 2015 in the championship anyway. Mind you it is the KM2 we are talking about here so the words 'pipe' and 'dream' come to mind lol.

[donnyroversfc]

Yeah, a few transfers and everyone may start talking again, and this forum will see some posts... Maybe they are all competing in the olympics?

We are f*cked this season, no matter how the deludeds try and bow tie it up... Staying up will be considered a success! John Ryan is on the 'buy your tickets' campaign again i see... Maybe if we bought some players, more will be enthused to buy tickets, and JR wouldn't need to practically beg.

Anyway, to continue n the vicars post...

Being supported by the biggest bunch of w*nkers in the country, who year upon year seem to be crying on the telly, Kleenex has today announced that they are to become the new main sponsors of Leeds United!

[Irish Contingent]

I think it's because there's actually very little to talk about regarding the playing side apart from it's 5 days until ther season kicks off and we still don't have a squad
We we're supposedly meant to be hearing about Stock going and 2-3 coming in today according to people on the VSC but nothing as yet. We have no right back and the only recognised center backs we have are both injured (Jones & Martis) i have to laugh otherwise i'd just get down and angry.
If things get any worse the KM2 need to get their hands in their pockets and f*ck the FFP, who cares about transfer embagos when your squad is full anyway lol. Shit or bust it and get back into the championship, at least then they can invest £8m next year if we get promoted, and if they choose to invest more there are no sanctions until 2015 in the championship anyway. Mind you it is the KM2 we are talking about here so the words 'pipe' and 'dream' come to mind lol.

There will not be any form of embargo until 2015, and do you know the KM2 and Ryan can "donate" 5 million this year, 4 million next, and 3 in subsequent years ( all in accordance with FFP ).

[the vicar]

they should donate it to me then i need it

[Dagenham Rover]

they should donate it to me then i need it

I bags next years allowance then..........can I have it in advance please Mr JR

[the vicar]

[donnyroversfc]

So im left with the £3million? Pfft, they can keep it! Wouldn't get out of bed for that.

[the vicar]

bet u wouldent lol

[donnyroversfc]

I make more than the afromentioned £3million as my weekly wage!

[the vicar]

y are u a male prostitute lol

[LEEDSLAD/03/01/2010]

y are u a male prostitute lol

PM sent

[donnyroversfc]

y are u a male prostitute lol

If i was, i'd be charging higher rates than just £3million a week!!!

People pay extra for quality.

[LEEDSLAD/03/01/2010]

If i was, i'd be charging higher rates than just £3million a week!!!

People pay extra for quality.

Will you even cuddle me afterwards?

[donnyroversfc]

Will you even cuddle me afterwards?

Anything you like, you are, afterall a paying customer

[SkellowRover]

There will not be any form of embargo until 2015, and do you know the KM2 and Ryan can "donate" 5 million this year, 4 million next, and 3 in subsequent years ( all in accordance with FFP ).

Sorry irish but you're wrong. You are quoting the FFP for Championship clubs not the SCMP that applies to L1 & L2. We go over 65% of our turnover this season and we get hit with an embargo, and i quote Bottom bold bit is the important part).....

League 1 and League 2

League 1 and League 2, clubs have chosen to implement the Salary Cost Management Protocol (SCMP) first used in League 2 in 2004/05, although it will operate at different thresholds in each division.

The SCMP broadly limits spending on total player wages to a proportion of each club's turnover, with clubs providing budgetary information to The League at the beginning of the season that is updated as the campaign progresses.

Any club that is deemed to have breached the permitted spending threshold will be subject to a transfer embargo. Wherever possible, The League will seek to tackle the issue 'at source' by refusing player registrations that take clubs beyond the threshold.

At the beginning of the current season, League 2 clubs reduced the permitted spending threshold to 55% from 60% and this figure will continue to be operated next season.

League 1 clubs are currently operating a 'pilot' of the SCMP with clubs complying with a 75% threshold but with no sanctions being applicable this season. This threshold will reduce to 65% in 2012/13 and 60% in 2013/14 with sanctions (transfer embargoes) being applicable in both seasons.

The Championship FFP that you are thinking of is this...

As with UEFA's Financial Fair Play regulations, The Football League will phase in its Financial Fair Play framework for Championship clubs. This is outlined below.

Season 2011/12 2012/13 2013/14 2014/15 2015/16 onwards
Acceptable deviation £4 m £4 m £3 m £3 m £2 m
Shareholder equity investment £8 m £6 m £5 m £3 m £3 m
Total Permitted Allowances £12 m £10 m £8 m £6 m £5 m

The first reporting period will be the current season (2011/12) - with the first set of accounts due to be submitted on 1st December 2012.

You can read it all in full here: http://www.football-league.co.uk/page/FLExplainedDetail/0,,10794~2748246,00.html

[hoolahoop]

Still about just waiting to see how far Yorkshire can get in the medals table. It makes a change from pampered and pathetic footballers.
Come on Yorkshire.

[Irish Contingent]

Sorry irish but you're wrong. You are quoting the FFP for Championship clubs not the SCMP that applies to L1 & L2. We go over 65% of our turnover this season and we get hit with an embargo, and i quote Bottom bold bit is the important part).....




The Championship FFP that you are thinking of is this...



You can read it all in full here: http://www.football-league.co.uk/page/FLExplainedDetail/0,,10794~2748246,00.html

All that says is that "Wages" have to be within statutory limits. I maintain "Directors" can donate as per "Championship" clubs.

[Upwind]

When I win the Euro lottery tonight I shall ensure that I donate a small percentage into the Rovers coffers.........obviously after I have bought out the KM2 and told DS to do one......

[Dagenham Rover]

When I win the Euro lottery tonight I shall ensure that I donate a small percentage into the Rovers coffers.........obviously after I have bought out the KM2 and told DS to do one......

So I take it DS will still be in charge tomorrow

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