I've had a dream

“Mam! Bahhnnnslay 6 Donny nil, what a result” said little Billy after the game.
“Nay mind that” she said, “now switch tha’ play station off and come and get tha’ tea.”
“Eeh I’m so excited mam”, said Billy, in anticipation of seeing some of the world class Rovers players walking out at Oakwell. “If only our Jud was here to see it”, he said.
“Aye lad”, said his mam, “its 6 months now since our Jud was eaten by that shark in Cornwall. I remember like it was yesterday when the police came round with his arm in a sack to identify him by. I knew it was his arm straight away when I read the ‘Barnsley FC promotion 2011-2012’ tattoo on it. And when the copper chuckled and said ‘Not even a F*ck*ng Shark would swallow that, it rate lightened the moment”.

Billy then asked where his Barnsley shirt was. “ It’s ont’ cloez line int’ back yard”, said his mam. “ No it int” said Billy, It’s ont’floor int’mud, the thieving gits have nicked the pegs again.”


Dead vivid it was as match time arrived. The home side tried to take the game to Rovers but it was like taking candy from a baby as DIOUF again showed his class with a solo goal on 20 mins. Rovers dominance continued and STOCK made it 2 nil on 30 mins, after some good work from Chimbonda.
HT; Dingles 0 Rovers 2

Rovers continued the customary poor second half start and Barnsley pulled one back on 51 mins.
This made Rovers sit up and regroup and soon they began to dominate again.
Both sides missed several chances until Rovers found the net again after Diouf set up SHARP for goal number three after 79 mins.
The rest of the game was played out in low key fashion as Barnsley had no answer to Rovers superiority.
FT; Dingles 1 Rovers 3

Tha gets dafter an dafter lad

I liked the first paragraph though, and as its a long word for you Dingles this bit is the first paragraph

"Mam! Bahhnnnslay 6 Donny nil, what a result” said little Billy after the game.
“Nay mind that” she said, “now switch tha’ play station off and come and get tha’ tea.”
“Eeh I’m so excited mam”, said Billy, in anticipation of seeing some of the world class Rovers players walking out at Oakwell. “If only our Jud was here to see it”, he said.
“Aye lad”, said his mam, “its 6 months now since our Jud was eaten by that shark in Cornwall. I remember like it was yesterday when the police came round with his arm in a sack to identify him by. I knew it was his arm straight away when I read the ‘Barnsley FC promotion 2011-2012’ tattoo on it. And when the copper chuckled and said ‘Not even a F*ck*ng Shark would swallow that, it rate lightened the moment”. "